DON'T FORGET: FARMERS MARKET THIS TUESDAY

This Tuesday, 4:30 PM to 8 PM, we'll be hosting our biweekly Pinecrest Farmer's Market in the lovely Shallyman's Square! Come on down for food, fun, and synthetic produce!

Here's just a small selection of the booths we'll have set up in the square: 

• Terry and Harry's Wild Berries 
• Paul Green's Red Tomatoes
• Old Man Wilson's Wheelchairs 
• Donnie's Fresh Rye Bread 
• Momma Birtha's Cream 
• Crybaby Hot Sauce (50% off sale!)
• Griffin Corporation's Psychoscopic Oil (reserved for Sector 627) 
• Lamps 

We will still be handing out water bottles and dry shampoo at the Pinecrest Village Anglican Church. The fountains on the square have been closed off to the public due to various complaints.