If you are currently reading this, you must have received our community e-newsletter!
As you all know, Greg Princeps, Pinecrest's finest email organizer and consultant, recently died of chronic rheumatoid arthritis. As he can no longer send out the weekly newsletters we have all come to depend on, I have taken the duty upon my shoulders to organize and execute the Pinecrest Gazette, a one stop news outlet that should hopefully outline all community events, news, and gossip.
Spearheading this operation is the Society for the Understanding and Care of Kids, or SUCK. Through the years, SUCK has set up countless after school daycare facilities, as well as an incredibly successful "Don't Get Youth-anized" campaign, known for keeping kids off the streets using strictly legal Christian enforcement techniques. SUCK will be reading through all the articles I publish to make sure everything remains kid friendly and helps assert the American family values that Pinecrest has and always will stand for.
So what can you expect from the Pinecrest Gazette? You can expect quality reporting on local events (town fairs, village meetings, library barbecues) as well as crime dispatches and maybe even opinion pieces from time to time.
Hopefully this website can provide some helpful information and maybe even a little entertainment to you hardworking folks of Pinecrest, Ohio.
Make sure to bookmark this page so you don't forget it!
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